My spam comments are very amusing. They range from the effusively suck-uppish to the back-handed compliment, to the completely irrelevant. (I’d share some of them with you, but that would only encourage them.)
Someday I shall do a taxonomy of spammers, by spammer purpose/ business, comment tone, and grammatical error rate. Just for grins.
In the meantime, yay for WordPress’s excellent spam filter.
I Sort Spam So You Don’t Have To.